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• Zooey Deschanel:
  Is that rain?

• Siri:
  What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Let's get tomato soup delivered!

• Siri:
  ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

• Siri:
  Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Remind me to clean up.

• Siri:
  Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Tomorrow.

• Siri:
  I'm in hell. This is hell.

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

• Siri:
  I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

• Zooey Deschanel:
  Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

• Siri:
  I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

• Zooey Deschanel:
  *dances*

• Siri:
  Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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