HDoubleG

My dad just called and was asking me questions about my future career, and when I said that I definitely didn’t want to stay in Nashville, he asked, “So would you move to L.A. or New York or something? Or like…San Francisco?”

Is this his terrible attempt at subtly finding out if I like girls?? Just ask, Dad. Jesus.

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2. caffeine-pills said: Don’t move to LA. There are no decent lesbians. I would love to be in the same city as you, but then we would be competing for the same six girls who have slept with the whole city.
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