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Pre-IUD Text Talk.

• Hannah:
  I started my period today, so I'll be with you in uterine spirit. Is S taking you?

• Breanna:
  Yesss. Thanks, good uterine vibes. He is taking me...I have been reading all these insertion stories and these girls had people go with them and hold their hands. But I feel like that's asking a lot to have him come hold my handbag!

• Breanna:
  *HAND!

• Hannah:
  Lol, hold my handbag, S!

• Hannah:
  Maybe you should bring something to squeeze. Omg, what if you brought a fake hand to hold?

• Breanna:
  Like, stopped at party city and bought one of those that looked like they got cut off?

• Hannah:
  Yes! The nurse would die!

• Breanna:
  Maybe I should bring my wand.

• Hannah:
  No, they might mistake it for a gyno tool!

• Breanna:
  Oh gosh, they'd use THAT to dilate my cervix instead.

• Hannah:
  Is there a spell for that?

• Breanna:
  Unfortunately, I have never come across a spell for making IUD Insertion more pleasant. Witch burning, on the other hand...

• Hannah:
  IUD-ess Insertus! Hermione would know.

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