March 2012
61 posts
Watchfuckyeabadbitch:
lets-run-like-water:
be my best friend pleaseeee
for the win.
Someone bring this child to me ASAP.
February 2012
54 posts
the-womanifesto:
speakgirl:
weirdsociology:
dazaibrosamu:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving...
2 tags
Meg: You know how embryos have all their eggs then wouldn't it be BUCK if you were preg and your baby had a baby and it was like a mirror in a spooky haunted house and babies kept having babies??? I KNOW impossible but LOLING.
Hannah: ...are you stoned?
“‘Slut’ is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say...”
– angels-and-angles
OVER IT.
I really hope that my neighbors (who are actual...
Jk, I totally hope they can and that they will ask me to be in their band.
Why do people stay friends with me?
Meghan: Putting on a sequence headband to dress it up.
Hannah: Sequence? Fibonacci or...?
Meghan: Hilarious, Hannah.
Tonight I met a stranger from the internet (livin’ la vida loca!), and I KEPT word vomiting about how great it was that neither of us were serial killers. Said stranger will likely never speak to me again.
1 tag
Things of Mine that Have Been Broken (Beyond My...
1. car stereo
2. laptop
3. noise cancellation earbuds
4. car engine
5. heart
OVER IT.
You guys, I had my split ends trimmed tonight...
and let’s be real, those were literally the only bad thing about me. Now that I’ve attained perfection, there’s nothing left to do but weep. And watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the 28th day in a row.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
curvi-linear asked: I think that you are hilarious and we should hang out more often.
fuckyeahbluegrass:
Alison Krauss and Union...
1 tag
Just drunk posted on a discussion thread for my...
But I vacuumed this morning. Isn’t that enough? God.
“A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ. Highly...”
– From The Twilight Zone “I Am the Night — Color Me Black” (via sothatimaylive)
2 tags
“HI everyone. im sorry but im never posting anymore videos. im just out of hand....”
– my 10-year-old brother’s YouTube page
brittapperry:
You guys, I just secured the urls HootenHanny and...
It’s sad how productive I feel because of this.
