January 2011
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SHAME
Me: Hi, I'm Hannah.
Chris: I know. We've met before.
Me: Oh. Are you sure?
Chris: Yeah, you were really, really drunk and had a fake bird on your shoulder.
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Pussy ass niggas ion wancha gonorrhea.
– best BBM I received all day
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I don't have class again until Tuesday; why am I...
Because today in Thinking: Intelligence & Creativity, my professor tricked me into seeing the full-blown effects of distributed learning. I WILL GET MY 4.0, BITCHES!!!
Also, I’m striving to take a more incremental view of intelligence despite my last 21 years as an entity theorist. Imagine what I could have been had my teachers and parents praised me for putting forth effort and taking...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Regina Spektor (6)
Pearl Jam (6)
Mika (4)
Owl City (3)
Death Cab for Cutie (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
thedailywhat:
What Is This I Don’t Even of the Day: It’s safe to say that Disney isn’t known for providing little girls with ideal role models, but Princess Ke$ha makes the rest of ‘em look like the National Women’s Political Caucus.
[fod.]
“Whaddup, mouse?” is probably my favorite.
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I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be...
– Amy Poehler (via thatswhatshesaidquotes)
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
Just found a folder containing all of my MySpace...
I feel like I’m AIM-ing my 16-year-old self, and, GOD, she’s crazy. How did I have friends?! Maybe everyone else was weird then, too…? GROSS.
Vote for GLSEN! It only takes a minute! →
My history professor was late today so our entire class had to stand out in the hall for about ten minutes. The SECOND I took my earphones out, this guy came over and started talking to me about how he just transfered late and hoped he hadn’t missed anything, blah blah blah. I assumed that he was just a nice guy making sure his academic affairs were in order, but then he sat by me in class...
Can’t live with her, can’t kill her.
– Dexter
Unflattering Christmas Break Timer Shots
I moved into my own place and started making everyone pose for group timer shots when they’d come over to drink. I wish I’d started at the beginning of the break instead of the end! In short, I have a camera and a condo, and no one is ever sober.
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Control yourself; take only what you need from it.
Naw, I’m just playin, yall!
JUST DON’T STOP ‘TIL YOU GET ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Sublime (16)
Death Cab for Cutie (14)
Missy Higgins (11)
Sufjan Stevens (5)
James (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I'm trying not to hate everyone...
BUT THEY MAKE IT SO HARD.
At Coyote Ugly… Elise got her V nommed by black lady dancing on bar....
– MD