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Oh, you're leaving, 2010? Well, GOOD; I never...

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: I like sandals but it is cold. =( What did you do today?

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: I like sandals but it is cold. =( What did you do today?

Dec 31st

Hey, followers. WHAT UP? →

Dec 31st

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Dec 26th

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My best friend and I got bored during Christmas break junior year (2006) of high school and decided to make this video demonstrating the date-rape-ish lyrics of a timeless Christmas classic. The footage just resurfaced, like a tasteless time capsule of creepiness. Merry Christmas, followers.

Dec 26th

you know what would be funny

fish-stink-murder-town: (and by funny i mean horribly depressing) is if, attached to fur coats and hats and such, was a picture of the animal being worn. like, not just a generic picture of a fox or beaver or whatever, like, the exact animal. oh my god. this sweet little gal right here’s name was abigail. she was a mischievous little critter! her two young pups hope that the person wearing...

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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a chat with my croatian godfather

mom: what did you do for christmas when you were young, joe?
joe: my uncle put hay under the table and we slept there.
mom: oh you'd grab your pillow and sleep under the table?
joe: no pillows. just on the hay. waiting for st. nicholas.
mom: oh...and what would you get for christmas?
joe: well the girls would get dolls of twigs and the boys would get a cold apple from the well.
 so, enjoy your cold apples and twig-dolls friends.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

fish-stink-murder-town: jjeeffff: The...

Dec 25th

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H: I'm so glad that we're humans and that we've made so much shit.

A: Nice quote. I know exactly what you mean.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

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I know that no one on Tumblr cares, BUT...

Seeing Garth Brooks tonight was a damn-near religious experience, and that’s coming from an atheist.

Dec 23rd

Hannah: They brought a girl named China.
Kathleen: Her name is JINA?!
Hannah: No, CHINA! Like the country! Her name is not Jina! 
Kathleen: Well, nothing would surprise me at this point.
Hannah: True.

Dec 22nd

My First Christmas-Living-Alone List

These are the things I asked for this year: 1. The Mighty Boosh box set. The only cool and normal thing I could think of. I’ll be so pumped if I get this. 2. A toaster. Like…what? I don’t even eat toast! My dad caught me off guard, and it just came out like word vomit. 3. Coasters. Okay, anyone who knows me knows that I’m all about keeping things tidy and neurotically...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

Approximately 2:00am; no one is sober.

Adam: There's no way you're making it to work at 8:00am.
Jacob: Guys, I GOT this.
Adam: Sure you do, buddy.
Jacob: It's fine. My job is so easy, 70-year-old mans could do it.
Stephen: Yeah, he's not making it.

Dec 21st

“Yeah, well, don’t blame me when your dick gets chopped off.”

– B. Walk

Dec 21st

“How you gonna penetrate me, Hannah?”

– J. Ferr

Dec 21st

cross out what you've done in 2010 →

graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone (apart from family). gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. done hard drugs....

Dec 21st