February 2010
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Snow? In Nashville? WHAT.
SNOW THINGS:
1. I haven’t seen this much snow in Tennessee since I was in elementary school.
2. Abby, Crunch, and I went sledding.
3. Abby, Crunch, and I poured blue snowcone syrup onto snow and ate it, and it was the best freaking thing ever.
4. When I went home, my car got stuck in the approximately 9.5 inches of snow and ice at the bottom of my driveway. This wouldn’t be that...
January 2010
63 posts
Stephen: "Is Hannah coming?"
Breanna: "Nope, I thought she could hang out, but she overbooked."
Stephen: "That modern bitch."
psychobabble23:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(570): Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wish I was 21 NOW! (Yeah, i just researched this)
I don’t think I could ever sell or donate my eggs. I just can’t imagine being cool with complete strangers having a baby that’s technically mine, you know? I know guys who’ve...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Regina Spektor (39)
Muse (37)
Death Cab for Cutie (30)
Mika (27)
Imogen Heap (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Currently crying laughing over Tattoo Disasters →
When I grow up, I will...
1. Probably be working for an advertising agency as a copywriter in LA, NYC, or some other cunt-ish city.
2. Wear cute woman suits, Karen Filippelli style.
3. Finally have an iPhone. When I was seven, I drew similar products (then called ‘inventions’) on 2x4 scraps with Sharpies.
4. Run a witty and widely read blog.
5. Return to Alicante, Spain.
6. Find a nice, fluffy,...
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
– Ernest Hemingway
Breanna: The average person will have five brushes with death over the span of his or her lifetime...you are clearly above average.
Hannah: Why, thank you!
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“Daylight (Troublemaker Remix)” by...
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Homophones of the Day
1. ICEE, as in the frozen, slurpable gift from the gods.
“I could drink ten ICEEs every day for the rest of my life because they are so freaking amazing.”
2. icy, meaning covered in ice.
“Gee, I really want to come watch your chess tournament, but the roads are really icy which may cause me to have a major automobile accident.”
3. I see, as in a first person...
“So I had a dream about you that I was at Samford with you and this lesbian kept...”
– Breanna
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Naps are like ________ ;
…they always leave me satisfied but panicked.
(I thought of an array of different similes, but they were all either alarmingly inappropriate or made me seem racist.)
I don’t take naps often, but when I do, I always bolt awake, heart racing, terrified that morning has arrived and I’ve overslept. For example, last Saturday evening I somehow managed to squeeze in a quick catnap....
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“I texted my dad, ‘Hey can you check and see if Hannah left her pants on...”
– Meghan
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Always, fortune cookie. ALWAYS.
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K: Where did you meet her? Was it somewhere embarrassing?
H: Somewhere embarrassing? What do you mean? Like a strip club?
K: No, I mean somewhere that would be embarrassing for YOU to be. I'd expect you to meet someone in a strip club.
H: Thanks.
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“I’ve never seen her look so bizarre. The vein on the side of her forehead...”
– Augusten Burroughs in Dry
PISSED AS HELL
Today is one of those day where everyone I encounter just so happens to be annoying as hell, so I’m going to leave the library, eat a bean burrito, and hit up the Greenway for some angry running while blasting Mika.
PS: Last year my roommate always made fun of me for saying, “I’m PISSED AS HELL,” a quite frankly appalling number of times.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Death Cab for Cutie (32)
Snow Patrol (9)
Regina Spektor (6)
Coldplay (6)
Kelly Clarkson (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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WatchLittle Jersey Shore
TOO GOOD.
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House cat called to jury duty! →
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“I don’t care if I write a great book anymore, but just one which, whatever...”
– Calliope Stephanides in Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
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TOMORROW
I will be stuck in a tiny hospital room for seven hours. Once I finish reading Middlesex, my time will most likely be spent doodling cartoon characters in one of my surplus Moleskines.
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metaphoricallanguage:
Open Your Eyes - Snow...
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“I Want the World to Know” Invites YOU to Share... →
autostraddle:
“I Want the World to Know” invites YOU to share your own coming out story with the goal of humanizing the gay rights movement and diminishing homophobia. Jess sits down with Becca Katz, the filmmaker…
This SO would have been Spencer Carlin’s first pro film project after graduating from UCLA in the South of Nowhere universe. And yes, I do realize how creepy that statement...
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“Emotions, in my experience, aren’t conveyed by single words. I don’t...”
– Calliope Stephanides in Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
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Moleskine Notebooks
I have way too many, and I love them way too much. I know, I know…Cunt Alert!
The four that were within reach. JUDGE ME.
Did you guys know that when you Google 'Jew' a... →
Desperate Housewives
Ellie: What's going on?
Gaby: Here's the thing... I thought you were a hooker so I had Lee proposition you so I could catch you in the act. But guess what, you passed the test! Yay! Everybody inside for margaritas!
“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
– Michael Scott
WatchBest Fails of 2009
I am DYING.
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'Excuse Me?' of the Day
So I just got in for the night, took off my shoes, and found a freaking Fun Size Kit Kat wrapper inside of my left shoe. I don’t even eat Kit Kats!
WHO DID THIS? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Desperate Housewives
Carlos: Margaritas... What's the occasion?
Gaby: We're getting drunk, Mexican style!
“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like four nostrils full of frosting.”
– America’s Funniest Home Videos wedding segment